mossrosethebest:

demigodgooglesearches:

CLICK HERE TO SEE BEHIND THE SCENES MOVIE INPUT WHERE RICK TRASHES THE MOVIE PRODUCERS TO THEIR FACE

Hey guys some people are calling rick a hypocrite because how he wrote the gods in his book but can I point out something.

The movies had a direct book to base the movie off of.

Rick was working with stuff hundreds of thousands years old. With stories changing and so many idea.

While rick was working with characters with only partial personality found, the movies had the book and the author able to help tell them “hey this is the plot, characters, and theme!” Rick did the best he could while keeping kids Interested while the movies failed at both of those practically ignoring the book and characters.

Please understand that rick tried

The movie creators did not.

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

bobavader:

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

god dammit.

khazel-t:

bullet-hellmonger:

sporadicwriter:

sharkke:

airoehead:

sharkke:

strangerdarkerbetter:

simons-quest:

sharkke:

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

you’re a genius holy shit

Finally, thank you

Good god I needed this

FINALLY FOUND THIS FUCKING POST

jhameia:

savanaugh:

savanaugh:

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y’all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

remember that reddit post with the dude who insisted his gf carry the baby to term and she left the baby with him and fucked right off and was faithfully paying child support but he still bitched about how his life was ruined bc he expected her to stay with him bc of the child despite her repeatedly stated intentions otherwise