thegingerpowers:

mr-whole-hog:

mycroftrh:

vanishedschism:

wastingyourgum:

dotterelly:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

statue of King Arthur on the top of Tintagel cliffs

I love this, in a beautiful way it’s only half there and kinda ethereal, which is as it should be since the legends and theories about Arthur are many but there’s not a lot of certainty.

Wasn’t quite such good weather the day I was there – which meant my photos have a very different atmosphere!

@cosmicvoodoo

It’s not just that he is ethereal, but that he is a part of the land, and the land is part of him.

Wow, I so love this!

awesome!

deanky:

deanky:

Last night I learned in the movie Garfield Gets Real there is a barely visible edited panel of Jon saying motherf*cker

ZOOM

enhance

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

kids am I “with it?”

oh I was drinking with a friend last night & explaining to him that all the kids think I’m “With It”

he seemed skeptical, so I whipped out my phone, said Watch This, Idiot and let him read the responses

naamahdarling:

radioactivepeasant:

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn:

pastelvirgil:

godpenis:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

I always forget how funny this is until I watch it again and die laughing!

Oh gosh, I forgot this was a thing!

The guy on the left keeps his shit together remarkably well but loses it a little at “kangaroo” and that always delights me.

the-entire-furry-fandom:

mygayassshenanigans:

tor-schluss-panik:

tygermama:

majortvjunkie:

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY

holy shit that cat is jacked

like, what gym does it go to?

OH LAWD HE COMIN

ok it would make my fucking LIFE if a jacked cat came up to me for a petting

sheikahstone:

idontrunandgun:

I hate this with every fiber of my being

oh my god

haze256:

marauders4evr:

kymanisthebeesknees:

skleero:

sheer-malarkey:

No More Candles by Phantomrose96

Cake’s no good when you know there are supposed to be two.

Amazing art.
I thought those were screenshots from the show for a moment.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM THE SHOW ITS SO NICELY DONE,,

I LEGIT THOUGHT I MISSED AN EPISODE FOR A MOMENT

I’M NOT CRYING NOPE YOU’RE CRYING

downeysbitch:

spacedoutrocketeer:

moldykins:

This was one of my favorite things I made in school last year…!

Oh I was just posting about this on FB the other day because people were losing their minds over figs.

Ridiculously Easy.

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

“Ridiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!” You click the link. It’s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.

“Ridiculously easy green beans!” You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.

“Ridiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!” You click the link. There are twelve steps.

“Ridiculously easy marshmallow fondant!“ You click the link. It’s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining…

“Ridiculously easy evaporated milk custard!*” *Must own own cow.

“Ridiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!” You click the link. There are no steps.

“Ridiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!” It doesn’t tell you what you’re making but you’re pretty certain it shouldn’t be hissing.

“Ridiculously easy,” the article reads, “easy, it’s so easy, easy” you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?

“It’s so easy,” you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing, “so easy, you’ll hardly feel a thing!”

Hunting through my recipe tag and oh god, this relic, this ancient post. My first ever post to get stolen by another website and turned into a meme. Good times.

OH GOD THIS WAS YOU??? MY MOM HAS THIS PRINTED OUT IN THE FAMILY RECIPE BOOK, SLIGHTLY MARRED BY CHOCOLATE CAKE.

It is I, the gothic shitposter. Before I was known for just vampires.

Petition for Welcome to Nightvale to hire me.

Credentials: everyone on this post who thought I copied and pasted one of their skits.